Wednesday, March 8, 2017

The Future According to Trump

I've decided to write an article about Donald Trump.

I could insult you all and say I support him; in fact I could insult you all by saying I don't support him.

Instead I will insult you all in an entirely different way. Just to prove that the mere mention of his name is enough to send droves of you here to read some ludicrous story or other about his love child, Justin Bieber, or that in fact, he is actually a cunningly disguised transgendered, threelegged wombat intend to overtake the world and sacrifice us to his god....who happens to be Mexican.

If you've got this far, thanks....you just fell through the worm hole that is Google.

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